Shakesbear

My name is Joshua Michael Payne!

I sometimes go up on stage or in front of a camera and say some words in an accent.

I live in New York City and it has taught me that taxi cabs are baby school buses.

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Recent Tweets @

portugaltheman:

There are less than 400 Sumatran Tigers in existence. Unfortunately most of the world is unaware of this frightening fact. Without action, the species will completely disappear. To spread the message of the Tiger’s vulnerability, we’ve created a song that will also go extinct unless it’s reproduced. These custom lathe-cut records are made from polycarbonate plastic, which means it will degrade after a certain amount of plays, causing the song to eventually disappear and go extinct. The Smithsonian’s National Zoo and Conservation Biology Institute, in collaboration with us, have made only 400 records of this unreleased song. There are no other copies in existence. Tigers are dwindling every year. Social influence and conservation action could actually help save a species. Visit http://ift.tt/1lxl3Dh and http://ift.tt/1lxl3Dk to find out more. #EndangeredSong #SumatranTiger #EarthDay

(via music)

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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is this a reaction or an example

both

(via theknarwhal)

therandominmyhead:

Dinosaurs love hugs

(via pokemon-i-choose-you)

officialunitedstates:

clam down.  seriously, everyone needs to clam down.   put the clam down

(via theknarwhal)

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

(via lovethroughthelenses)

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

(via lovethroughthelenses)

lordofmasks:

"Inner Space"

A Threadless collab with The Paper Crane.

This was my first Threadless collab and it was so much fun to do! Everyone go vote on it!

irrationalliberal:

ollivander:

if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to

why don’t you go where fashion sits

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I have been laughing at this for literally the past 5 minutes

(via theknarwhal)